Art generously donated by HODAG, key artist of Vileplume Mountain and many other OSR works!  Farmhands pledging $1 or more over on patreon got to read this a week...

...Well? It ain't gonna fill itself! Howdy, Farmhands!     Into The Oddish, written by Prismatic Wasteland, is a heist-funded parody hack of Chris McDowell's "Into The Odd",...

You lot, after reading the clickbaity title. You are correct to do so.Pull the trigger, Piglet. Howdy, Farmhands!    In 2024, I made a post titled "The Realms I Never Knew," in...

Here we go again Howdy, Farmhands!    It's been some time since I last had a serious sit down and think about the Sanic Hack project. Most of 2025 was spent play testing my...

  This, mostly.Howdy, Farmhands!    This January, I posted a year-in-review to cover what I'd accomplished (or neglected) in 2025, as well as posited what I'd learned. The big...

He's Way Past Cool THE PREAMBLE     Being an aspiring micro-celebrity on the internet is fun. The majority of the effort needed to accrue an adoring public involves making...

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about Should old acquaintence be forgot? Nay, I say. This retrospective blogpost might be a week late to actually matter to anybody,...

Art by Port of Zelda on tumblr      Howdy, Farmhands!    Super Smash Brothers, a fighting game with party game sensibilities, released for the Nintendo 64 in 1999. The appeal...

    Howdy, Farmhands!    I think everyone would have a better time if we could all internalize the reality that our dearly loved hobbies are all a little bit shit. Yes, that...

chugga choo choo     In November of 2024, Maggie Mahoney hosted a month-long Itch Jam titled the "Tabletop Train Jam." At the time, I thought this was a fantastic idea, but...